Jaclyn Delso

Art Direction, 2023

I was unanimously chosen as the weirdest child of four. I liked to stay at home and make “Halloween houses” out of cardboard and hot glue “webs.” I was in a band and recorded a song in the studio when I was 13. You will never hear it. I continued making weird stuff, and here I am now, branding myself as an infomercial actor. Call now!